100% OF PEOPLE
RECOMMEND FACTS
88% WEREN’T PAID TO
COPYWRITING FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T WANT TO
FIT IN
We’ve got bold statements, word replacements, conversation starters, show ‘em that you’re smarters. We’ve got ideas that stick, copy people click, words with a kick, take your pick. We’ve got daft words, silly words, caring words, daring words. We’ve got rallying calls, slogans for walls, laugh out loud, stand out from the crowd. We’ve got purpose, words to make ‘em purchase, soft in the middle but crispy on the surface. We’ve got words to nod along to, words that form a long queue, words that get a strong ooooooooooooooh. We’ve got that stop ‘em in their tracks copy sharper than an axe, never falls through the cracks. We’ve got all killer, no vaniller. Words to create connections, words with direction. No magic potion, we’ve got words with emotion.
We’ve got FACTS
CHOOSE YOUR COPY
Three flavours: brand new, like new or by you.
#1. WORDS WITH PLENTY OF SALT AND VINEGAR, PLEASE
Copy that’s like
Fridays
And going to the
Chippy for
Tea.
Scrumptious.
#2. GIVE IT THE BEANS
Getting stuck in.
Figuring out what’s good.
Adding some sauce to your existing
Copy and content.
Transforming your word plate into
Something proper juicy.
#3. WRITE YOUR OWN DAMN MOUTHWATERING COPY
That’s right. You
FOR THE WIN.
Absolute legend. FACTS is here for you, with a
Carrier bag (reusable) of
Tips and tricks and a
Sizeable mug of ideas
FACTS
WHAT’S FACTS?
“Mate, you write copy that slaps,” they said.“Slaps?” I said.
”SLAPS,” they said.
“F’n awesome,” I said. “f’n awesome copy that slaps.”
TRUSTED BY SOUND PEOPLE
“One of the most skilled copywriters I’ve ever seen. The guy’s a word wizard.”
- GARETH COWEN, MCIM, MARKETING + COMMS MANAGER @ GATESHEAD COUNCIL
“A talented copywriter and a genuine joy to work with. He knows what to say and how to say it, whatever the brief.”
- LISA HOLT, MD @ THE CREATIVE ALCHEMIST
“His creative ideas around copy, ability to craft the right words and adapt to the clients’ tone of voice is second to none.”
- KATE MATHER, DIRECTOR, PROPERTY @ FOUR COMMUNICATIONS GROUP
“That don’t impress me much.”
