FIX UP.
SOUND SHARP.
THE FACTS FIXER UPPER
SOMETIMES, IT’S NOT YOUR WEBSITE DESIGN OR FUNCTION THAT’S THE PROBLEM. IT’S THE COPY.
“Mate, your website looks niiiiiiiice. That thing with the thing and the clicky bit that does swoosh. Mega. ”
“Oh, thanks. Glad you think so. We’re well happy with the design.”
“I bet it brings you loads of business?”
“Er, not so much.”
“But the thing with the thing and the swoosh. It’s a money maker.”
“Oh, they love all that stuff. But not many are clickin’ through. They ain’t callin’. They ain’t buying.”
“Ah, so you’ve got the looks but haven’t got the touch?”
“The touch? Is that a Shania Twain lyric?”
“It felt like the right thing to say. Pretend touch means words.”
“Alright. Yeah, I don’t think the copy is doing it.”
“Well, how good that we’re having this conversation on the FACTS website? And on the very page that offers to fix your problem…”
*A COPYWRITER SMASHES THROUGH FROM ANOTHER PAGE.
HE STANDS TALL, CHEST PUFFED OUT.
TOOLBOX IN ONE HAND, OAT MILK LATTE IN THE OTHER.
HE’S A MAN WHO KNOWS HE’S NAILED HIS CUE.*
IF YOUR WEBSITE LOOKS THE PART, BUT ISN’T GETTING AS MANY CALLS, CLICKS, SALES OR KNOCKS ON YOUR DOOR AS IT DESERVES, YOU NEED THE FACTS FIXER UPPER.
It’s a copy review to help you:
📢 Talk to your ideal customers in their language
✍ Make your words welcoming, enticing and hard to ignore
🗑 Not throw your website in the bin and start again
💰 Save the money it will cost doing that last one
WHAT YOU GET:
☕ A website review. We’ll sit down one-to-one (via video call, phone call or in person if you’re local to North East England) and figure out what you want to say (your core message) and who to (your ideal customer).
💡 An in-depth document with actionable recommendations on how to improve your website copy. Including ideas on page structure, tone of voice, clarity, SEO, and headlines for core up five pages (e.g. Home, About, Services, etc) in one handy guide.
📝 A checklist to prioritise tasks
HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?
👛£595 all in
(Extra pages can be added on request, because I like the cut of your jib. Get in touch for a personal quote.)
It’s the next best thing to investing in new website copy from scratch. In other words…
IF YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO HIRE A COPYWRITER, GET THE FACTS FIXER UPPER.
“NOT JUST A COPYWRITER. IF YOU WANT YOUR WEBSITE TO SHINE, GARETH IS THE ONE. IT WAS A PLEASURE WORKING WITH YOU!”
- Konstantina Sidiropoulou, Photographer @ K. Yellow
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